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100+ Funny | Adult Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

I didn’t wasn’t to make you cry.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Yo momma.

Yo momma, who?

Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Mary Lee.

Mary lee who?

Mary Lee we roll along.

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Chimney.

Chimney who?

Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

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Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Madam!

Madam who?

Madam foot is caught in the door!

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Cover your mouth when you sneeze!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Cargoes.

Cargoes who?

Car goes beep beep!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Banana?

Banana who?

Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning! !”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, I am hungry!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Jimmy.

Jimmy who?

Jimmy some food, I am STARVING!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow Who?

Moo!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut worry, it is just a joke.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Leena.

Leena who?

Leena little closer and I will tell you!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Scott.

Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with you!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Vampire!

Vampire who?

Vampire State building!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who is there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy last time you took a bath?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry it is just a joke!”

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“Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Disguise.

Disguise who?

Disguise your boyfriend!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you will see!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Armageddon.

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Cheese!

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

To whom! ”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Beezer.

Beezer who?

Beezer black and yellow and make honey.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Imogene.

Imogene who?

I can’t Imogene life without you!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Lionel.

Lionel who?

Lionel get you nowhere, better tell the truth!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Foster.

Foster who?

Foster than a speeding bullet!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to meet you.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Ina.

Ina who?

Ina minute I am going to knock this door down!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Felix.

Felix who?

Felix my ice cream, I will hit him!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it is broken!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita tissue ACHOO!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio not, here I come!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna nother Esther bunny.”

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“Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad there are no more Esther bunnies?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Esther.

Esther who?

Esther Bunny.”

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“Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stella.

Stella who?

Stella nother Esther bunny.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe lend me some money?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore stands between us, open up!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip my bag with candy!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Quacker.

Quaker who?

Quacker another bad knock-knock joke and I am leaving!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Hey! I didn’t know you could yodel!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Island.

Island who?

Island on your roof with my parachute.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Usher.

Usher who?

Usher wish you would let me in!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Nadia.

Nadia who?

Nadia head if you understand.”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter open quick, I have to go to the bathroom!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Isaiah.

Isaiah who?

Isaiah nothing until you open this door!”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Jacklyn.

Jacklyn who?

Jacklyn Hyde”

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“Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in? It is freezing out here!”




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